me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten
me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten
- Just kidding
- oh my god
- could you imagine
I was about to go off
people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight
tumblr claims to be the most diverse open community and yet what is this ? i am being shame-shamed?
what do you mean morgan freeman wasn’t always old
↳ Part 6: Team Cap Edition
ive finally seen civil war and i just want everyone to know that black panther officially owns my ass
please read the opening sentence of this story i wrote in 6th grade
well maybe i wouldn't have such a hard time if some PEOPLE didn't constantly attack me with their big, meaty claws
what did you say?
BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.
current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress
You know what let’s protect Sam Wilson
Sam who lost his wingman Riley who was shot right out of the sky
Sam who saw Rhodey fall and hit the ground
Sam who told Steve It was like I was just up there to watch
Sam who apologized for dodging a blast meant to take him out
Sam who gets shot at after this apology
Sam who cares about Rhodey’s health when he is locked in a prison
Sam who would endure literal torture before betraying his friend
Oh my gods I didn’t think about the Riley connection until now omg I’m going to cry for the next week.